Saturday, May 18, 2013

Sarcasm at Play



Supposedly, this is my nth attempt to create my first blogpost for my newest blog,_______ (insert name here of the blogsite). However, due to some constraints: mentally, physically and emotionally, I will just right down anything that would enter my crazy mind tonight and post in on Facebook since it has a wider reach and I won’t have to push myself to tweak the look of the bare and boring look of a blogsite (then I decided to post in a blog, not new) . In addition, bear with me since you might catch/caught (whatever the correct grammar for this statement) a slight grammatical error or epic taboo in English Literature in this short talk.

So I came from a birthday party: There is a lot of food- Roasted Chicken, Gambas (Seafood Mix), Burger Steak (Like in a famous fastfood chain with a bee as a mascot yet the only thing that has honey in it is the pancake), Liempo (Grilled Pork) and of course, the Caesar Salad with the homemade Thousands Islands dressing (Mayo+Ketchup). We coursed through the summer rain just to be in tha party and watch Tom and Jerry just to ease out the stress we all endured for the nth time ( Well, for me, I was home the entire time lingering in emotional turmoil which will be discussed in time). Lalalalala… Talk talk talk…. And here comes 6:00PM, the 12 below and the 40 above population started to gather around for their street’s Rosary Marathon- It’s just like passing of the torch in the Olympics yet this time you transfer the image of the saints house per house and you pray the rosary in each house you come across. According to the birthday boy, since they moved in that house, the prayer always falls on his birthday and it’s just a coincidence… Yes, mere and plain coincidence. Coincidences really happen consistently.

Speaking of Rosary, I was raised as a catholic and I grew up lining up during May Flower to give Santan Flowers we picked as we walked along our street to Virgin Mary since it is the only way we can get free snacks in the summer ( No school, No allowance, No luxury of anything). I understood how it felt to submit yourself to the norms of the religion. I have no complaints since I am true believer of Christ and a servant of the Church- hosted the May Flower Queen Coronation since high school until I decided to runaway from my hometown which was 2 years ago; I have been a choir member since Grade 3, especially when there are no more available seats in the church (being a choirmember entitles you a guaranteed seat). I can also remember when we had to accommodate the Twelve Apostles and their 20+ Production Assistants during the Lent Season. We had to make Arroz Caldo (in Italics since I don’t know what they call it in English, Risotto?!?) and of course the main course which is synonymous to “FIESTA”. The Santo Nino in the Parish was also donated by my Lolo who happened to be the son of the my great grandfather who has… Bla bla bla.. Lalalalala… Hahahaha… Hehehehe…. In short, my lola is the automatic Hermana Mayor of the Feast. We decorated the image and be mentioned in the mass every year. My tatay is also a Water Diviner who was requested by then Parish Priest to look for water source in the church complex which later supplied the church complex and the free water source to those who enjoy selling water. Basically, the church is already part of the family, the priests know me as the male soloist (if I am home) for Papuri sa Diyos and the most requested May Flower Queen Host of All Seasons. I can still remember the titles of Mary- it’s just like a beauty pageant where you mention the title, the name of the contestant but this time you mention the barangay and the PKK (Until now, I don’t know what that means)- Virgin Most Pure then you see a lady almost dilapidated by the society bearing the title. Dreadful and laughable but you tend to remind yourself you’re in church and you maybe possessed by the demons exorcised by the priests in the ancient times if you commit a sin. It is the only place in the country where you are not entitled to your own opinion (at least for an hour)- the Supreme Wisdom is at play and the pending bills in congress is believed to be written in the Bible.
This post will be longer if not because of the blockages of bad ideas in my creative stream so I will just stop here and expect that tomorrow on the same time, I can write another post that would tackle anything that will cross my path.

Tristan signing off my first blog Facebook blog post.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Now Blogging...again.

I really don't know why I am doing this again (for the nth time). I have a long history of blogging for such a very short period of time (not to mention a series of nonsense posts). I am in the office right now and this decision to get back to online blogging is the product of an impulsive flash of thought that maybe I was born to write stuff. I have tons of work loads that I haven't started (or should I say, haven't finished yet...) but, I guess when you're really on the brink of losing your sanity after watching The Secret Circle Season 1 Forever (Cancelled by The CW for Christ's sake) for the last 12hrs or more, blogging is very much acceptable. So, as I've said, you might find this nth blog of mine interesting since I will post once in a while some tech updates (which I am obsessed with), political opinions (which I believe I am also obssessed with) or some nice dining and hangout places in South Luzon, Western Visayas and NCR (which I usually spend my rest days). Also, since I am a self-confessed patriotic youth leader after being part of cool youth orgs like Ayala Young Leaders (with stress on the Ayala), Aboitiz Future Business Leaders (with stress on the Aboitiz) and Lions Club International (the entire string should be stressed), you might find yourself reading stuff about changing the world, organizing leadership camps and fundraising activities. This is not a theme-based blog or a conspiracy blog about UFOs and Mayan predictions. This is just my blog. Me. Tristan.

Sincerely,

Tristan v2.0
(not a robot)